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Where did you go? How did you get there? What did you see. When did you return?
Use one of these sites to find and copy a short joke. Choose carefully and be prepared to read to a partner and the whole class:
Examples:
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm suffering from memory loss."
Doctor: "Have you ever had it before?"
Practice reading your joke to a partner. Read it two or three times. Listen for rhythms.
Quiz (delayed due to poor attendance).
Collect last Gandhi homework
begin/began, blow/blew, catch/caught, come/came, do/did, draw/drew, drink/drank, , get/got, give/gave, hear/heard, know/knew, make/made, meet/met, read/read, run/ran, say/said, send/sent, sing/sang, sit/sat, sleep/slept, swim/swam, throw/threw, write/wrote
Homework: Read Gandhi Chapter 6. Write 6 sentences about the chapter. 2 Sentences can be quotes (a sentence that you copied using "quote marks." 4 sentences must be in your own words. Study for quiz!
Where did you go? How did you get there? What did you see. When did you return?
Use one of these sites to find and copy a short joke. Choose carefully and be prepared to read to a partner and the whole class:
Examples:
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.
A: A piiig.
Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm suffering from memory loss."
Doctor: "Have you ever had it before?"
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were aunts.
Doctor: "What's wrong with your brother?"
Boy: "He thinks he's a chicken."
Doctor: "Really? How long has he thought this?"
Boy: "Three years."
Doctor: "Three years!"
Boy: "We would have brought him in sooner, but we needed the eggs."
Or write one of your own!Doctor: "Really? How long has he thought this?"
Boy: "Three years."
Doctor: "Three years!"
Boy: "We would have brought him in sooner, but we needed the eggs."
Practice reading your joke to a partner. Read it two or three times. Listen for rhythms.
Quiz (delayed due to poor attendance).
Collect last Gandhi homework
begin/began, blow/blew, catch/caught, come/came, do/did, draw/drew, drink/drank, , get/got, give/gave, hear/heard, know/knew, make/made, meet/met, read/read, run/ran, say/said, send/sent, sing/sang, sit/sat, sleep/slept, swim/swam, throw/threw, write/wrote
Homework: Read Gandhi Chapter 6. Write 6 sentences about the chapter. 2 Sentences can be quotes (a sentence that you copied using "quote marks." 4 sentences must be in your own words. Study for quiz!
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